D & D

everyone in my family has gotten some face time on my blog except danny and david. they'd probably say that was typical. especially because michael has gotten lots of blog face time. however, I'm not sure they ever even read my blog (even though THEY SHOULD because I TOLD THEM ABOUT IT) so maybe they don't care. nonetheless, it's time to introduce them.

this is danny. he lives in michigan. he is one minute older than david and therefore closest to me in age. danny likes to leave me really long voice messages rapping eminem. this does not amuse me. sometimes he simply calls me up and shrieks into the phone. this also does not amuse me. danny often gets sent straight to voicemail. danny has two twin boys, anthony and andrew, who are 3 yrs old. he tells them that witches live in england and that aunt amy used to live in england. maybe aunt amy is a witch.


this is david. he lives in rancho cucamonga with cousin bobby. he is one minute younger than danny and therefore the middle child. sometimes he pretends to be uncle jim or grandma langston on the phone. danny also does this. these impressions amuse me very much. sometimes david sports a blonde curly wig so he can look like this guy. david has his own production company. I am hoping that someday I can be the voice of a character in one of his animated shorts. david, please take note of that.


when we were little, sometimes I'd get really mad at danny and david and call them laman and lemuel. these were the worst names I could think to call them. these were in return received as the worst names to be called. it was a big deal.